Festive Christmas Kitchen Towels with Funny Sayings These adorable set of 6 funny sayings Christmas kitchen towels are perfect for adding a touch of festive cheer to your kitchen. The towels are made of soft, absorbent white flour sack cotton and feature vibrant red and green holiday prints. The festive sayings will make you laugh and add a touch of humor to your kitchen this holiday season. However, please note that these towels are decorative and should be hand washed and dried flat for best results. Machine washing and drying can cause the towels to fade and lose their shape. To keep your towels looking their best, hand wash them with mild soap and water and dry them flat. Order your set today and spread some Christmas cheer! Christmas Calories The smell of Christmas cookies fills the air, A sweet and festive aroma that's everywhere. The smell of cinnamon and nutmeg and spice, Makes me want to bake all day and night. I'll start with the dough, and then I'll roll it out, And cut out shapes of stars and trees and Santa's stout. I'll decorate them with frosting and sprinkles too, And then I'll bake them until they're golden brown and true. When they're done, I'll let them cool and then I'll share, With all my friends and family, both near and far. We'll all enjoy the cookies and the Christmas cheer, And make memories that will last a year. Mistletoe Mistletoe hangs above, A sign of love and cheer. A kiss beneath its bough, Is said to bring you a year Of happiness and joy, And love that will not end. So if you see mistletoe this year, Don't be afraid to lend Your lips to someone dear, And make this Christmas bright. You might just find your true love, And start a new romance tonight. Merry Christmas! Mistletoe The Christmas tree is up and bright, With ornaments so white. The stockings are hung by the chimney with care, In hopes that Santa will soon be there. The children are all in bed, So quiet and so still. They dream of all the presents they will get, And the joy of Christmas morning yet. Merry Christmas to all, And to all a good night! May the joy of this season fill your heart, And bring you peace and happiness throughout the year. Tinsel A Christmas tree in the living room, With lights and ornaments aglow. A fireplace crackling with warmth, And the smell of cookies baking slow. The sound of laughter and joy, As family and friends gather near. The sharing of gifts and stories, And the warmth of love that's so dear. This is a traditional Christmas, A time for peace and good cheer. A time to be thankful for all that we have, And to remember the true meaning of the season. Merry Christmas! Religious Farm Family Dog Bee Kind Add to Cart Add to Cart Buying Options Add to Cart Add to Cart Customer Reviews 4.6 out of 5 stars 315 4.7 out of 5 stars 273 4.6 out of 5 stars 315 4.6 out of 5 stars 176 4.6 out of 5 stars 315 Price $15.99$15.99 $18.99$18.99 — no data $17.99$17.99 $15.99$15.99 Cotton ✓ ✓ ✓ ✓ ✓ 5 Towel Set ✓ ✓ ✓ ✓ ✓ Hand Wash ✓ ✓ ✓ ✓ ✓ Dry Flat ✓ ✓ ✓ ✓ ✓